About This Free Game I Got…

I made a walkthrough for it, as everybody on Reddit was asking what the game was like. I posted it to Reddit and it was mildly succesful, it got almost 50.000 views. That’s nothing compared to the screencaps I made from the conversation I had with the Cyanide sales rep, which made over a million views, which means over 400 gigabytes of bandwidth on one picture alone. That’s awesome. A lot of people were positive about my commentating, so my long-awaited plan has finally come into action. You can probably figure out what that plan is, but I’ll keep it a secret for a little while longer.

Please, tell me why I'm wrong.